Not Supposed to be Happening!!

Are you supposed to have boy problems in 5th grade? Well, I am! There is this guy who has a BIG crush on me. He asked me out, stares at me in lunch, technically spy's on me at recess, and he asked me to the 5th and 6th grade dance. But for some reason, you can't really take someone to the dance because you can't drive and pick the person up! Now there is something going on in 5th grade called ZAP. You write on someones hand ZAP. Then you write someones name on the persons hand. The name on your hand is the person you have to ask out! This stuff is NOT supposed to happen in 5th grade.
I also have a friend that has a crush on a guy. This guy has a crush on her too! So now they think they are so special for having love. Which is so wrong. And at this guys birthday, everyone was chanting for them to kiss and give each other a hug! After the party, my friend called and said she was embarrassed from the party. All of this above is just SOME things that are happening in 5th grade. It is TORTURE!!!!